1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,573 I'm getting really sick and tired 2 00:00:06,659 --> 00:00:09,042 of this "having to tell you what happened last week" shit. 3 00:00:09,206 --> 00:00:10,964 Take some notes or something. 4 00:00:11,203 --> 00:00:13,776 Get a pencil. Grab some paper. 5 00:00:14,143 --> 00:00:17,128 I'm serious. I can wait. 6 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:25,627 Your father is gonna be the new Hobo Loco 7 00:00:25,713 --> 00:00:27,754 beverage spokesperson. 8 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:30,175 Soon I'll be able to support those I love. 9 00:00:30,261 --> 00:00:31,425 Little Frank-ettes. 10 00:00:31,511 --> 00:00:32,823 Each day, you'll be given 11 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,516 timed challenges. Those of you 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,850 who fail to complete the tasks 13 00:00:35,932 --> 00:00:37,378 will be eliminated. 14 00:00:38,891 --> 00:00:40,745 All's fair in love and hobo wars, Frank. 15 00:00:41,081 --> 00:00:42,091 Whoa! 16 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:43,565 All's fair, Mikey O. 17 00:00:43,651 --> 00:00:44,682 All's fair. 18 00:00:44,768 --> 00:00:46,315 You will bleed out and die 19 00:00:46,401 --> 00:00:48,016 if you carry six babies to term. 20 00:00:48,099 --> 00:00:49,641 She's trying to kill my babies! 21 00:00:49,725 --> 00:00:51,026 Ingrid? Ingrid? 22 00:00:51,112 --> 00:00:52,620 Oh, crap. 23 00:00:52,706 --> 00:00:53,800 I think I might be gay. 24 00:00:53,886 --> 00:00:54,926 I've just been feeling ways 25 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,151 that I never felt before. 26 00:00:56,237 --> 00:00:57,800 Nice ass. 27 00:00:58,352 --> 00:01:00,222 Hey, so what's the job? Busboy? 28 00:01:00,308 --> 00:01:01,393 Uh, dishwasher? 29 00:01:01,484 --> 00:01:03,242 Street corner sign spinner. 30 00:01:04,174 --> 00:01:05,761 You'll be back tomorrow, right? 31 00:01:05,869 --> 00:01:07,366 - Yeah. - Die! 32 00:01:07,452 --> 00:01:08,634 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop! 33 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,852 We don't like him. 34 00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:12,081 Santiago's a good guy. 35 00:01:12,349 --> 00:01:14,112 Oh, fuck. 36 00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:15,830 - Xan? - I didn't know 37 00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:16,916 where else to go. 38 00:01:17,002 --> 00:01:18,041 Yo, wakey, wakey. 39 00:01:18,127 --> 00:01:19,323 Get the fuck away from me! 40 00:01:19,409 --> 00:01:20,516 You smell like booze. 41 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,338 - You're fired. - What? 42 00:01:22,424 --> 00:01:24,174 Some lady called the cops on me. 43 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:25,488 - What'd you do? - Selling lemonade 44 00:01:25,573 --> 00:01:26,760 in front of her house. 45 00:01:26,892 --> 00:01:27,992 Motherfucker. 46 00:01:28,078 --> 00:01:30,627 That was my brother with the lemonade stand. 47 00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:45,948 *SHAMELESS* Season 09 Episode 11 48 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:48,033 Episode Title: "The Hobo Games" 49 00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:51,103 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 50 00:01:51,266 --> 00:01:54,516 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 51 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,600 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 52 00:01:57,683 --> 00:02:02,151 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 53 00:02:02,237 --> 00:02:05,208 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 54 00:02:05,557 --> 00:02:08,766 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 55 00:02:08,948 --> 00:02:10,850 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 56 00:02:11,026 --> 00:02:15,558 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 57 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:25,643 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 58 00:02:25,808 --> 00:02:28,808 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 59 00:02:28,891 --> 00:02:32,141 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 60 00:02:32,224 --> 00:02:36,391 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 61 00:02:36,474 --> 00:02:39,808 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 62 00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:43,182 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 63 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:45,057 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 64 00:02:45,141 --> 00:02:49,266 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 65 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,401 Good morning, peaches and cream, 66 00:03:04,487 --> 00:03:05,695 number one girl. 67 00:03:05,891 --> 00:03:07,808 How's my six embryos today? 68 00:03:07,953 --> 00:03:09,349 You mean George, 69 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:10,600 Gordy, Glenn, Gladys, 70 00:03:10,683 --> 00:03:12,433 Gina, and Gabby Gallagher? 71 00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:14,182 We're pissed, Frank. 72 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:16,086 We're pregnant and we're lonely 73 00:03:16,172 --> 00:03:17,867 and we're tired of hiding from Dr. Kwan 74 00:03:17,953 --> 00:03:20,680 in this dark rat cave basement. 75 00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:22,235 The final's today. 76 00:03:22,321 --> 00:03:25,016 I want you home now. I want you home now. 77 00:03:25,099 --> 00:03:27,758 I want you the fuck home now. 78 00:03:27,924 --> 00:03:29,133 Right now. 79 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:31,547 Well, yeah, sure, 80 00:03:32,031 --> 00:03:34,932 you... you want that, honey. 81 00:03:35,188 --> 00:03:39,182 This is for the future of our children. 82 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:41,141 You can't ask me to quit now. 83 00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:42,758 You can't ask LeBron James 84 00:03:42,844 --> 00:03:44,553 not to play in the playoffs. 85 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:48,085 I'll be home tonight, a winner, 86 00:03:48,224 --> 00:03:49,938 50... 87 00:03:50,224 --> 00:03:51,558 Motherfucker! 88 00:03:51,641 --> 00:03:52,891 Ingy? 89 00:03:55,099 --> 00:03:56,781 Things a tad stressful 90 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:58,953 with the little lady, Frank? 91 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:01,766 Might be time to wash up and head home. 92 00:04:02,149 --> 00:04:03,433 Nah. 93 00:04:03,516 --> 00:04:06,182 She was just calling to remind me 94 00:04:06,266 --> 00:04:09,057 to be humble when I win. 95 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,071 I don't know. 96 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:14,865 That sounded a lot like a woman wanting you to quit. 97 00:04:15,141 --> 00:04:17,391 Probably should. 98 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:20,266 I've quit many things in my life, Mikey... 99 00:04:20,349 --> 00:04:22,725 School, jobs, marriages, 100 00:04:22,808 --> 00:04:24,932 rehab several times. 101 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,850 I am not quitting this. 102 00:04:28,211 --> 00:04:31,375 I am the Hobo Loco Mofo. 103 00:04:31,461 --> 00:04:33,469 Okay... 104 00:04:35,391 --> 00:04:38,141 ♪ Oh ♪ 105 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:41,349 ♪ You don't even know what you're talking about ♪ 106 00:05:36,396 --> 00:05:38,896 What are you doing? That's my Oxy! 107 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:40,483 Hey, that bitch stole my Oxy! 108 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,145 You fucking skank bitch! 109 00:05:42,231 --> 00:05:43,349 Get her! 110 00:05:56,141 --> 00:05:57,989 South Side piece of shit! 111 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:06,168 Croissants? 112 00:06:06,254 --> 00:06:07,684 Where the hell'd we get croissants? 113 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:09,891 That Randy guy keeps dropping off baked goods. 114 00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:10,942 Who? 115 00:06:11,028 --> 00:06:13,195 Mm, creepy guy. Ingrid's ex-husband. 116 00:06:13,395 --> 00:06:15,044 The more she refuses to come out of the basement, 117 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:16,279 the more baked goods he drops off 118 00:06:16,364 --> 00:06:18,136 on our front porch. I mean, look at this. 119 00:06:18,222 --> 00:06:20,930 Cinnamon rolls, doughnut, doughnut holes... 120 00:06:21,016 --> 00:06:22,391 Kelly, have you tried the cinnamon bread yet? 121 00:06:22,474 --> 00:06:24,137 I know. Better than sex. 122 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:26,141 Mm. 123 00:06:26,224 --> 00:06:27,558 What's everybody up to today? 124 00:06:27,641 --> 00:06:30,356 Carl's looking for buried treasure! 125 00:06:30,442 --> 00:06:32,075 Oh, laugh it up, guys, laugh it up, 126 00:06:32,161 --> 00:06:34,223 but come payday, you'll see who the real captain is. 127 00:06:34,309 --> 00:06:36,209 I gotta replace that janky furnace today. 128 00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:38,252 You know how much the guy who quoted me went for? 129 00:06:38,338 --> 00:06:39,653 - 7,500 bucks. - Jesus. 130 00:06:39,739 --> 00:06:42,291 Yeah, I'm gonna find a used one on Craigslist. 131 00:06:42,377 --> 00:06:44,684 Craigslist is for murderers, isn't it? 132 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,266 Nah. I've Craigslist-ed, like, 133 00:06:46,349 --> 00:06:48,840 40 times. Only gotten rape-y vibes once. 134 00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:50,968 You should try the scrapyard out past West Lake. 135 00:06:51,054 --> 00:06:52,263 My dad used to go there for parts 136 00:06:52,348 --> 00:06:53,806 when he was rebuilding his World War II 137 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,184 reenactment Sherman tanks, 138 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:56,615 and we saw furnaces there all the time. 139 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,723 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 140 00:06:57,809 --> 00:06:59,583 - Where in West Lake? - I'll show you. 141 00:06:59,668 --> 00:07:00,850 I don't have anything else going on today. 142 00:07:00,932 --> 00:07:02,028 - Cool. - Um, no, 143 00:07:02,114 --> 00:07:02,989 you have softball camp, 144 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,286 so you can't hang out 145 00:07:04,372 --> 00:07:05,535 with Debbie today, 'cause softball camp. 146 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,434 "Softball camp." 147 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,123 You can skip camp, can't you, Kell? 148 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,971 Totally. Girls' day. 149 00:07:10,057 --> 00:07:11,516 We'll bring Franny. 150 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,850 It's a date. 151 00:07:14,558 --> 00:07:16,224 Hey. 152 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,016 May I interest you in a croissant? 153 00:07:19,099 --> 00:07:20,349 We're a regular Starbucks. 154 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:22,333 No, thanks, I'm good. 155 00:07:25,481 --> 00:07:27,308 Hey, um, are you still good to give me and Xan 156 00:07:27,391 --> 00:07:29,266 - a ride downtown at 10:00? - Why are doughnuts... 157 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,629 - Yeah, uh, totally. - Yeah? 158 00:07:30,715 --> 00:07:32,349 Great. I'll see you then. 159 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,433 Okay. 160 00:07:35,474 --> 00:07:36,879 Kev, come on! 161 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:38,600 We're gonna be late! 162 00:07:38,683 --> 00:07:40,387 Uh... 163 00:07:40,558 --> 00:07:41,891 You go ahead! 164 00:07:41,974 --> 00:07:43,600 I'll meet you there. 165 00:07:43,683 --> 00:07:45,850 With what car? What are you talking about? 166 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,848 Come on! 167 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,418 Hey! What are you doing? 168 00:07:49,504 --> 00:07:51,106 We're gonna be late! 169 00:07:51,192 --> 00:07:52,208 I Googled it. 170 00:07:52,294 --> 00:07:53,387 Googled what? 171 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,808 Vasectomies. 172 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,668 I saw a video on YouTube, and no, 173 00:07:56,754 --> 00:07:58,051 I'm not doing that shit. No. 174 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:00,012 It's a two-millimeter incision 175 00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:01,308 that heals in two days. 176 00:08:01,391 --> 00:08:02,684 The common cold lasts longer. 177 00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:04,141 It's an incision with a knife 178 00:08:04,224 --> 00:08:05,465 into my ball bag. 179 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,301 It's what 89% of people do 180 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:08,971 when they don't want to have kids anymore. 181 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,290 You agreed to this. You said you wanted to do it. 182 00:08:11,376 --> 00:08:13,122 I was emotionally distraught 183 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,600 from losing Santiago! 184 00:08:14,872 --> 00:08:16,099 Kevin Ball, 185 00:08:16,182 --> 00:08:18,099 get your ass out here right now, 186 00:08:18,182 --> 00:08:20,516 before I Lorena Bobbit you myself. 187 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,683 Excellent. In the car. 188 00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:32,600 Ball family, out! 189 00:08:33,974 --> 00:08:35,974 Ball out. 190 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,308 All right, hobos. The final day 191 00:08:39,391 --> 00:08:41,725 of the Hobo Loco Man challenge is upon us. 192 00:08:41,808 --> 00:08:43,683 Today, one of you will be crowned 193 00:08:43,766 --> 00:08:45,518 the Hobo Loco Man. 194 00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:48,891 Three rounds today: 195 00:08:48,974 --> 00:08:51,106 quarterfinals, semifinals, and finals. 196 00:08:51,192 --> 00:08:53,141 The first challenge is begging! 197 00:08:54,808 --> 00:08:56,349 You'll have two hours 198 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:59,349 to make as much money as you can begging. 199 00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:04,051 Who do you think our competition is today? 200 00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:07,840 Hmm, sorority girl, I think, is the dark horse. 201 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,308 I had a cousin once. She was part of the Delta Nu. 202 00:09:11,391 --> 00:09:12,637 She's dead. 203 00:09:12,757 --> 00:09:14,424 Gloria? 204 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,817 Jesus. But this guy. 205 00:09:20,903 --> 00:09:22,739 He may be a strong finisher. 206 00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:24,766 I saw him take a shit in the alley 207 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:26,308 with no TP. 208 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,974 Wiped himself with a taco. 209 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:30,516 Hard or soft? 210 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,391 The taco? 211 00:09:32,474 --> 00:09:35,600 - Hard. - Wow. 212 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,728 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:09:43,641 --> 00:09:45,348 .27. Coming in hot. 214 00:09:45,434 --> 00:09:46,504 Wow. 215 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:48,161 Your blood is basically jet fuel. 216 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:50,676 I've been training my whole life for this day. 217 00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:53,364 .27 as well. 218 00:09:53,674 --> 00:09:55,508 Ain't we even stephens? 219 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,739 All right, can I get two hours on the clock? 220 00:10:02,141 --> 00:10:03,516 And... 221 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,433 Go! 222 00:10:05,516 --> 00:10:08,558 Come on, let's go, go, go! 223 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,051 Tami's not here. Should we bounce? 224 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,011 Let's give her another minute. 225 00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:17,641 See? There. 226 00:10:17,856 --> 00:10:19,932 That grate opens up to it. 227 00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:21,864 If one of us goes under 228 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,498 and pushes up and one of us stays here and pulls up... 229 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,786 We'll be able to get it out! 230 00:10:24,872 --> 00:10:26,913 Are you a top or a bottom? 231 00:10:29,145 --> 00:10:30,020 - I mean... - I'll go down. 232 00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:31,262 - You stay here. - Right. 233 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:32,725 What you said. 234 00:10:32,895 --> 00:10:34,624 You're looking a little flushed there, Debs. 235 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:35,604 - You okay? - Shut up. 236 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,884 What are you guys still doing here? 237 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,094 Shouldn't you be downtown? 238 00:10:38,224 --> 00:10:39,443 Yeah, you're right. 239 00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:40,850 I should text her, see what's up. 240 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,641 Okay. Ready up there? 241 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,567 Yeah. You got room to push? 242 00:10:44,684 --> 00:10:46,600 I think so. 243 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:51,266 Jesus. 244 00:10:51,457 --> 00:10:53,783 All right, Xan, come on. We gotta take the El. 245 00:10:53,869 --> 00:10:55,266 What happened to Tami? 246 00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:56,683 She has to bail. 247 00:10:56,766 --> 00:10:58,141 That all she said? 248 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,278 She gotta bail? 249 00:10:59,364 --> 00:11:00,433 No text, no emoji, 250 00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:02,516 - no sorry? - Yeah. So? 251 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,450 So she flew out of here this morning 252 00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:07,661 and now you're getting non-emoji cancellation texts? 253 00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:10,020 - You're getting the D, son. - Oh, come on. 254 00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:11,315 People are allowed to bail, all right? 255 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,640 Stuff comes up. Texts are short. 256 00:11:12,725 --> 00:11:13,747 Uh-huh. Whatever helps you 257 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:14,856 sleep at night, pal. 258 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,600 She's right. It's not looking good for you. 259 00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:18,391 All right. Come on, Xan. 260 00:11:18,474 --> 00:11:21,349 Push! 261 00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:28,192 Oh, yeah? Well, I quit! 262 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,668 You ever worked on the line, Carl? 263 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:38,965 In the kitchen? 264 00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:41,850 Okay, let me ask you this. 265 00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:44,057 Can you work Labor Day? 266 00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:45,308 I guess. 267 00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:46,725 Grab an apron. 268 00:11:49,161 --> 00:11:51,224 The twins tortured the Guatemalan refugees, 269 00:11:51,308 --> 00:11:52,891 not me. 270 00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:54,891 That's why this whole thing is bullshit. 271 00:11:54,974 --> 00:11:56,325 Now my wife's like, 272 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,989 "We can't bring babies into the world, 273 00:11:58,075 --> 00:11:59,455 because if we do, our daughters will kill them." 274 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,450 Well, why is that my scrotum's fault, 275 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:03,266 and why can't she just take the pill, 276 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:04,622 like other women? 277 00:12:04,729 --> 00:12:06,234 Why is it so much worse for her 278 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,654 to take a tiny little pill 279 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,344 that makes her "crazy" than it is for me 280 00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,971 to get my testicle lobbed off? 281 00:12:11,057 --> 00:12:13,192 Your testicle will not be "lobbed off," sir. 282 00:12:13,278 --> 00:12:15,090 Only your vas deferens tubes are blocked. 283 00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:16,516 Oh, it's bullshit. 284 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,137 I'm calling bullshit on vasectomies. 285 00:12:18,223 --> 00:12:20,122 Time's up, vasectomies. 286 00:12:20,308 --> 00:12:22,268 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? 287 00:12:22,354 --> 00:12:23,395 Needle. 288 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,641 Local anesthesia. 289 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,725 Oh, good. I'ma need a lot of that. 290 00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:28,239 Uh, lots extra, please. 291 00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:30,770 I don't want to feel anything from my waist down. 292 00:12:30,856 --> 00:12:31,932 Agh! 293 00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:34,808 Yeah. 294 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,442 All right. So what's my prognosis? 295 00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:38,629 The prognosis? 296 00:12:38,745 --> 00:12:40,846 How long am I gonna be in extraordinary pain? 297 00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:42,575 Oh, uh, day or two at the most. 298 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,263 We've already called in a Vicodin prescription 299 00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:45,307 to your pharmacy, 300 00:12:45,401 --> 00:12:46,725 so take that as needed. 301 00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:47,895 All right. 302 00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:51,224 You feel anything down here? 303 00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:53,141 Any feeling at all? 304 00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:54,932 No. 305 00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:56,582 Okay. 306 00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,536 Now just try to relax, Mr. Ball. 307 00:12:58,637 --> 00:12:59,725 Is that a crack? 308 00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:01,558 No. Just your name, sir. 309 00:13:01,641 --> 00:13:03,182 Uh, won't you make yourself comfortable, 310 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,391 enjoy this Muzak, and I'll be back shortly? 311 00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:11,930 Okay. 312 00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:13,340 Now push! 313 00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:14,266 Are you pushing? 314 00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:15,762 Yes, I'm pushing! 315 00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:18,683 Psst! 316 00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:20,141 Is the coast clear? 317 00:13:20,227 --> 00:13:21,918 Yep. Coast is clear. 318 00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,433 Excellent. 319 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,474 I need some advice, Debbie. 320 00:13:25,558 --> 00:13:27,391 Not for me. For a friend. 321 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,224 - You got a sec? - Sure, shoot. 322 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,266 Okay. 323 00:13:31,349 --> 00:13:33,433 It's crowning! 324 00:13:33,516 --> 00:13:35,391 - You're crowning. - Awesome. 325 00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:37,683 - I'll come up and pull. - Okay. 326 00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:40,391 So here is my friend's situation. 327 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,473 She's pregnant, and she's worried 328 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,981 that her man won't be there for her 329 00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:45,645 when her six babies come, 330 00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:48,180 so she's asked me what to do. 331 00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:50,016 How will she know 332 00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:52,426 that he's really gonna be there? 333 00:13:52,911 --> 00:13:55,349 Frank is not going to be there for you. 334 00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:57,598 Definitely not, Ms. Jones. 335 00:13:57,809 --> 00:14:00,002 You should run away with that ex-husband guy. 336 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,266 He loves you. 337 00:14:01,349 --> 00:14:02,942 People change. 338 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:06,222 That is the entire basis of my therapeutic practice... 339 00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:08,043 That people change. 340 00:14:08,176 --> 00:14:10,057 Frank can change, right? 341 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,051 No. Times a million, no. 342 00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:15,488 But he seems so committed. 343 00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:17,391 You could test him. 344 00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:18,891 For what? 345 00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:20,725 To see how he really feels about you. 346 00:14:20,808 --> 00:14:22,182 - Oh. - That's a good idea. 347 00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,410 Might as well. 348 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,844 Could tell him you have terminal cancer 349 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,209 or are gonna die in three days, 350 00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,000 see what he says about that. 351 00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:29,781 Interesting. 352 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,266 And this works? 353 00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:32,808 What works? 354 00:14:32,891 --> 00:14:34,641 Testing a man for his loyalty. 355 00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:36,600 How do you test a man for loyalty, Fiona? 356 00:14:36,683 --> 00:14:37,867 You don't need to test. 357 00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,617 If it's got a dick, it ain't loyal. 358 00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:42,037 And what's with the hole in the floor? 359 00:14:42,326 --> 00:14:45,015 A little early for a drink, isn't it? 360 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,846 All right, Mom. I'm gonna turn in. 361 00:14:47,932 --> 00:14:50,242 I'll have money for you later today. 362 00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:52,961 Any chance you could get it to me now? 363 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,391 I gotta buy a used furnace, 364 00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:56,057 and bailing you out of jail last week 365 00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:59,141 kind of cleaned me out. 366 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,500 Fine. 367 00:15:03,024 --> 00:15:05,315 See you in 20. 368 00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,891 All right! 369 00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,932 Emiliano, KJ, Stump. 370 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,349 This is Carl. He's our new fry guy. 371 00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:21,057 This is grill, bun warmer, and beverage. 372 00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:24,656 Iraq vet, ex-con, laid off by GE. 373 00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:25,914 Don't call us that, Lori. 374 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,218 Yeah, what the fuck, Lori? 375 00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:28,558 Be nice to this one, boys. 376 00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:30,218 He's never worked on a line before. 377 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,789 Hey, all you got to do is follow that chart. 378 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,968 When it says fry, you fry. 379 00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:39,786 All right, kid, here's the deal. 380 00:15:40,182 --> 00:15:42,182 We close at 11:00 p.m. 381 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:43,961 At 11:01 p.m., 382 00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:46,838 we all smoke a blunt at the picnic table out back. 383 00:15:47,141 --> 00:15:49,820 As fry guy, you get to join us. 384 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,622 Congratulations. 385 00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,281 You going the old signage route, Frank? 386 00:16:00,766 --> 00:16:02,974 A bit trite, don't you think? 387 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,216 It's true. 388 00:16:24,558 --> 00:16:26,507 I got kicked out of the military 389 00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:29,093 'cause I couldn't get enough of his cock. 390 00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:32,187 I lost a leg to the Taliban. 391 00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:36,757 Did they give a shit? No. 392 00:16:36,992 --> 00:16:39,734 Sent my rainbow ass packing. 393 00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:41,182 Our dream 394 00:16:41,351 --> 00:16:42,808 was to return home 395 00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:44,609 with two purple hearts. 396 00:16:44,695 --> 00:16:46,609 Instead, 397 00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:48,911 we're in a parking lot 398 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,039 with nothing to show for it 399 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:54,065 except our love. 400 00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,349 Thank you. 401 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,460 Oh, thank you. 402 00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:05,561 Oo-rah. 403 00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,552 Hey, Jack. 404 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,048 Thank you. 405 00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:48,974 Phillip Gallagher? 406 00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:51,516 Yeah. Oh, yeah, you sit tight, okay? 407 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,134 You, uh, read about the ten best hotels of 2015. 408 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,845 Good? All right. 409 00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,260 Hi. 410 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,889 Hi. 411 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:02,791 How can I help you? 412 00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:03,962 Uh, I want to apply 413 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:05,391 to foster a ten-year-old girl. 414 00:18:05,474 --> 00:18:07,266 Uh, foster to adopt, as her legal guardian. 415 00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:09,808 - She a blood relative? - No, but... 416 00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:11,057 So you're an unlicensed non-relative. 417 00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:13,057 Where's her mom? She in the system? 418 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:15,141 No one knows where her mom is. 419 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,474 No dad in the picture? Grandparents? 420 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,474 Well, I'll tell you right now, Mr. Gallagher, 421 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,778 this process isn't set up 422 00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:25,326 to give a 20-something male non-relative 423 00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:27,436 guardianship of a prepubescent girl. 424 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,138 - Sure. - Lot of steps involved. 425 00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:31,337 Lot of paperwork. 426 00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:33,790 I, uh... I brought a pen, so... 427 00:18:36,102 --> 00:18:37,683 The girl you came with... is she the child 428 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:38,725 you want to foster? 429 00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,433 Yeah. 430 00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:42,433 Is she already in your care, 431 00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:44,141 staying at your residence? 432 00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:49,891 She, uh... She feels safe with me. 433 00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,525 A'ight, her mom just up and left her. 434 00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,932 A'ight? She has no place else to go. 435 00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:56,974 That's not how this process works. 436 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,573 You can't just start fostering someone. 437 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,099 Okay. 438 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,268 All right. 439 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,995 Um, before we get started in here, 440 00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:20,705 gonna need you to sign this liability release. 441 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,690 If you could just sign right down there for me. 442 00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,502 What are the chances I develop an internal hematoma? 443 00:19:26,725 --> 00:19:28,010 Extremely rare. 444 00:19:28,096 --> 00:19:29,534 What if I piss blood tomorrow? 445 00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:30,791 Very rare. 446 00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:33,502 Okay, time to sign. 447 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,641 Doctor will be with you momentarily. 448 00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:03,433 Jesus. 449 00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,323 So we're all good there. 450 00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:06,870 Add "check smoke detectors" 451 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,588 and a working furnace. Debs! 452 00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,096 - On it! - Great. 453 00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:13,245 Also, it says something about where I sleep. 454 00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:15,725 Let me see. 455 00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:17,823 "Own bed" 456 00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,558 in a room with no more than one other person, 457 00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:22,308 "of the same sex." 458 00:20:22,391 --> 00:20:25,279 Okay, uh, so maybe I could get a bunk bed 459 00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:26,826 for you and Debbie? That sounds fun, right? 460 00:20:26,911 --> 00:20:28,412 What? No way. 461 00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:31,010 No offense. I have Franny. 462 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,430 All right, so I'll put the bunk beds in Fiona's room, 463 00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:34,984 you two can go in there, and Xan can have your old room. 464 00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:36,016 No. I'm a grown woman. 465 00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:39,373 - I'm not sharing a room with Fiona. - Look, she needs to sleep somewhere, Debs! 466 00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:43,016 A'ight, I'm sorry. I just... 467 00:20:43,349 --> 00:20:45,308 I'm trying to figure this out, all right? 468 00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:46,974 I'm gonna go buy a bunk bed, 469 00:20:47,057 --> 00:20:49,685 and we'll just go from there, yeah? 470 00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:56,012 Hey. Mm, here. 471 00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:58,390 Utilities plus half of what I owe you. 472 00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:01,115 Thanks again. 473 00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:03,677 And for my next trick, 474 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,623 don't wake me. 475 00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,120 Is she just going to bed now? 476 00:21:16,932 --> 00:21:18,683 Done. Let's roll. 477 00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:19,967 Already? That was fast. 478 00:21:20,053 --> 00:21:21,639 Yeah, all done. Easy-peasy. 479 00:21:21,725 --> 00:21:23,099 What... shouldn't we sign you out? 480 00:21:23,185 --> 00:21:24,976 No, did it. All paid, like Fandango. 481 00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:27,474 I'm so proud of you, baby. 482 00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:29,725 And then there were five, 483 00:21:29,808 --> 00:21:31,057 ladies and gentlemen. 484 00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:32,974 Yes! 485 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:36,268 Five contestants remain. 486 00:21:36,558 --> 00:21:38,092 All right, for the semifinals, 487 00:21:38,178 --> 00:21:40,068 we have a challenge that is gonna separate 488 00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:42,881 the truly loco from the mildly loco. 489 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,271 We call it... 490 00:21:44,357 --> 00:21:46,815 The South Side Emergency Room Challenge! 491 00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:48,766 Whoo! 492 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,099 County General is two blocks away 493 00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:52,629 on Ellis 494 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,932 and boasts the longest 495 00:21:55,016 --> 00:21:56,766 emergency room waiting time 496 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,254 in all Chicago: 497 00:21:59,683 --> 00:22:02,016 11 hours. 498 00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:03,622 Your challenge, 499 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,249 in one hour or less, 500 00:22:05,474 --> 00:22:06,974 is to get seen 501 00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:08,725 by an ER doctor. 502 00:22:08,808 --> 00:22:10,974 You ever gotten through in less than an hour? 503 00:22:11,057 --> 00:22:12,735 No, not possible. 504 00:22:12,821 --> 00:22:14,611 It's gonna take gushing blood. 505 00:22:14,697 --> 00:22:16,057 Amputation. 506 00:22:16,141 --> 00:22:18,853 Grand mal seizure. Aw. 507 00:22:19,135 --> 00:22:21,471 Can I get one hour on the clock, please? 508 00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:22,974 Oh... All right. 509 00:22:23,057 --> 00:22:24,516 And... 510 00:22:24,939 --> 00:22:26,182 Go! 511 00:22:34,016 --> 00:22:35,752 Yo, Brad, hey. Hey, man, 512 00:22:35,861 --> 00:22:38,017 could I borrow a socket set? 513 00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:39,486 I got a bunk bed getting delivered. 514 00:22:39,572 --> 00:22:40,822 Take whatever you need. Yeah. 515 00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:42,385 Thanks, man. 516 00:22:42,471 --> 00:22:43,595 I miss a party, or... 517 00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:44,890 Uh, not a party. 518 00:22:44,986 --> 00:22:46,885 Uh, just some refined sugar 519 00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:48,400 in honor of Jay Z over there. 520 00:22:48,486 --> 00:22:49,775 Jay Z? 521 00:22:50,057 --> 00:22:51,814 I'm 100 days tomorrow! 522 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,142 No shit! Yo! 523 00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:54,182 Hey, man, I'm so sorry. 524 00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:55,766 Fuck, I must have forgot. Yo. 525 00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,349 That's no joke, all right? 526 00:22:57,525 --> 00:22:59,256 What can I say? I got a good sponsor. 527 00:22:59,342 --> 00:23:00,385 You know what? We'll hit the 8:00 a.m. 528 00:23:00,471 --> 00:23:02,389 tomorrow morning and get some pie and celebrate, okay? 529 00:23:02,474 --> 00:23:04,424 - Sounds good. - All right, good. 530 00:23:05,349 --> 00:23:07,377 Hey, go ahead. Have a cupcake. 531 00:23:08,099 --> 00:23:10,252 Hey, man. Um... 532 00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,850 Cami say anything to you about Tami? 533 00:23:12,932 --> 00:23:14,044 What about Tami? 534 00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,474 I don't know. She's acting funny. 535 00:23:15,558 --> 00:23:18,067 She was supposed to pick us up this morning... never showed. 536 00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:20,209 I didn't hear anything. 537 00:23:20,381 --> 00:23:22,850 Maybe she's not cool with the whole Xan thing. 538 00:23:22,932 --> 00:23:24,559 I mean, it's one thing to start dating a guy, 539 00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:26,014 but it's another thing to start dating 540 00:23:26,099 --> 00:23:27,683 a dad with a preteen. 541 00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,016 What's she been saying about it? 542 00:23:30,099 --> 00:23:31,891 Oh, nothing. I mean... 543 00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:34,391 I don't know. I guess I didn't really ask. 544 00:23:34,474 --> 00:23:36,224 Women like to be asked everything. 545 00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:38,200 I don't buy 1% milk instead of 2% 546 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,497 without asking Cami. 547 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,826 What, you think she's gonna make me choose 548 00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:42,850 between her and Xan? That... that's crazy. 549 00:23:42,932 --> 00:23:44,808 I don't know, but you gotta ask. 550 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,600 Just ask, pretend-listen, and nod. 551 00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:48,683 Works every time. 552 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,641 Okay girls, here we go. 553 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:58,016 Here we go, honey. Okay. 554 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,516 Oh... 555 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,989 Oh, you okay, honey? 556 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,403 Oh... 557 00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:10,005 Oh, the pain. 558 00:24:10,245 --> 00:24:13,495 The pain is still so much. It's mucho. 559 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,989 - Muy mucho pain. - Oh. 560 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,766 The painkillers haven't kicked in yet? 561 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:18,932 Yeah, I... 562 00:24:19,016 --> 00:24:20,567 am answer questions. 563 00:24:20,846 --> 00:24:22,514 Wow. Okay. 564 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,888 I'll get you some ice. 565 00:24:23,974 --> 00:24:26,395 You gotta ice it today every 20 minutes. 566 00:24:26,481 --> 00:24:28,192 20 minutes on, 20 minutes off. 567 00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:30,606 - You hear me? - Ah. 568 00:24:31,341 --> 00:24:32,740 You guys want me to make you 569 00:24:32,825 --> 00:24:34,266 a snack before I go to work today? 570 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:35,850 Yes! 571 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,809 Kev? 572 00:24:38,182 --> 00:24:41,513 Kevin. Hey, hey, hey. 573 00:24:41,696 --> 00:24:43,613 Are you gonna be okay watching the girls today? 574 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,699 Mm, yes, nachos. 575 00:24:47,192 --> 00:24:48,731 Extra guac 576 00:24:48,817 --> 00:24:50,317 and sour cream. 577 00:24:50,457 --> 00:24:52,457 Shit. 578 00:24:54,107 --> 00:24:55,638 Hey, Deb. 579 00:24:55,724 --> 00:24:58,055 Kev had a minor medical procedure this morning. 580 00:24:58,141 --> 00:24:59,684 He's not up to watching the girls. 581 00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:01,239 Can you watch them for a few hours 582 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,099 while I run to the Alibi? 583 00:25:02,182 --> 00:25:03,559 Yeah, sure. No problem. 584 00:25:03,645 --> 00:25:05,139 Just throw them in the Pack 'n Play with Franny. 585 00:25:05,224 --> 00:25:06,725 I have her watching cartoons till we're done here. 586 00:25:06,808 --> 00:25:07,856 Thanks, girl. 587 00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:08,958 Cute furnace. 588 00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:10,599 Only cost me 700 bucks. 589 00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:20,808 I got a fork in my leg! 590 00:25:20,891 --> 00:25:22,850 I need to see a doctor! 591 00:25:22,932 --> 00:25:25,600 I'm suicidal. I'm going to do it. 592 00:25:27,641 --> 00:25:29,239 - I'm really... - You ready? 593 00:25:29,325 --> 00:25:30,825 I'm really gonna do it. 594 00:25:30,911 --> 00:25:32,630 - There you go. - I'm serious. 595 00:25:32,716 --> 00:25:35,036 I'm... I'm so suicidal. 596 00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:37,638 I'm going to do it. 597 00:25:38,391 --> 00:25:40,433 Oh, wow. 598 00:25:40,535 --> 00:25:41,898 Ready? 599 00:25:44,825 --> 00:25:46,325 Okay. 600 00:25:52,891 --> 00:25:55,341 You go. 601 00:25:55,683 --> 00:25:57,536 Excuse me. 602 00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,888 Excuse me. 603 00:26:02,544 --> 00:26:04,270 My friend and I have this cough. 604 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:06,439 - It just won't... - Code red. TB alert. 605 00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,255 I think he's got a... 606 00:26:08,341 --> 00:26:09,433 Yes, sir. One second. 607 00:26:09,516 --> 00:26:11,388 TB protocol! Get them to quarantine! 608 00:26:11,474 --> 00:26:13,256 You're being admitted. There are some wheelchairs 609 00:26:13,341 --> 00:26:14,638 here for you right now. 610 00:26:14,724 --> 00:26:16,680 Sir, if you could just have a seat. 611 00:26:16,766 --> 00:26:18,364 Get them to isolation right away! 612 00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,591 We'll take you back to see the doctor. 613 00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,036 Let's get them to quarantine. 614 00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:33,083 Could someone get that, for fuck's sake? 615 00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:42,005 Oh, God. Keep your fucking pants on. 616 00:26:46,070 --> 00:26:47,612 - What? - Hi. 617 00:26:47,698 --> 00:26:49,739 I'm Peter Naylor, here to see Phillip Gallagher. 618 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:51,409 - He at home? - Lip! 619 00:26:51,503 --> 00:26:53,270 You home? 620 00:26:56,518 --> 00:26:57,600 Guess not. 621 00:26:57,683 --> 00:27:00,516 What about Alexandra Galvez? 622 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,518 - She in? - Who? 623 00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:05,347 Alexandra Galvez. G-A-L-V-E-Z. 624 00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,725 Female, age ten, African-American. 625 00:27:07,932 --> 00:27:10,600 Oh, Xan? That her name? 626 00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:14,034 Uh, I'm sorry. I was sound asleep. 627 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,682 Yeah, Xan crashes here sometimes. 628 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,745 - Why? - I'm with DCFS, 629 00:27:18,886 --> 00:27:20,224 here to do a home safety check 630 00:27:20,308 --> 00:27:22,391 for a case opened up by Phillip Gallagher. 631 00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:25,565 Oh. 632 00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:27,972 May I come in? 633 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,987 Sure. 634 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:41,018 We're just doing a few, uh, home improvement projects 635 00:27:41,104 --> 00:27:42,391 - today. - Hmm. 636 00:27:42,474 --> 00:27:45,339 Your tetanus is up to date, right? 637 00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:48,933 Is that an open hole in the floor? 638 00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:53,566 Uh, yes, but it's not what it appears to be. 639 00:27:53,687 --> 00:27:56,771 My sister is actually a welder, so she's very qualified to... 640 00:27:56,932 --> 00:27:59,847 Uh, Debs, can you come down here, please? 641 00:28:03,151 --> 00:28:05,104 Who's in charge of these children? 642 00:28:05,349 --> 00:28:07,683 Um, Debbie. Debbie is. 643 00:28:07,766 --> 00:28:09,659 Uh, the woman you can't find? 644 00:28:09,974 --> 00:28:11,558 Uh, well, she's definitely here. 645 00:28:11,641 --> 00:28:13,589 She's just probably getting a tool or something. 646 00:28:13,675 --> 00:28:16,495 Debs! Can you come down here, please? 647 00:28:16,581 --> 00:28:18,581 Are you here? 648 00:28:19,182 --> 00:28:21,224 Uh, it doesn't seem like Debs is here. 649 00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:22,391 Hmm. 650 00:28:22,518 --> 00:28:25,307 Well, also, I was... I was here. 651 00:28:25,393 --> 00:28:27,766 I was right upstairs, so if the kids needed anything, 652 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:29,725 I... I would've heard them and come running. 653 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:31,612 Weren't you sound asleep? 654 00:28:32,641 --> 00:28:35,214 Uh... Yes. 655 00:28:35,378 --> 00:28:36,766 Mm. 656 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,474 And where does Alexandra sleep? 657 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:42,678 Uh, on the couch, most of the time, I think. 658 00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:47,445 We take really good care of her. 659 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:52,706 Upstairs? 660 00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:53,867 Why not? 661 00:28:53,953 --> 00:28:55,370 Of course. 662 00:28:59,725 --> 00:29:01,766 Oh, we did it! 663 00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:03,057 Got it done. 664 00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:04,932 New furnace, boy! 665 00:29:06,386 --> 00:29:08,206 Oh, I'm parched. 666 00:29:08,308 --> 00:29:09,734 Can I drink out of that? 667 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:10,904 Yeah, sure. 668 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:12,343 Let me turn it on. 669 00:29:22,516 --> 00:29:24,057 Oh, see, there's Debs. 670 00:29:24,143 --> 00:29:25,722 I knew she was here. 671 00:29:25,808 --> 00:29:27,099 Debs! 672 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,534 There she is. 673 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:29,932 Hey, Debbie? 674 00:29:30,016 --> 00:29:31,807 W-would you come in here, please? 675 00:29:31,893 --> 00:29:33,099 Why? 676 00:29:33,182 --> 00:29:35,433 It's fine. We're all set here. 677 00:29:35,516 --> 00:29:37,141 Um... 678 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,042 No, you bitch! 679 00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:43,309 If you can just wait a moment... 680 00:29:43,394 --> 00:29:44,852 She... she was just outside, 681 00:29:45,057 --> 00:29:47,464 and, see, this is her daughter here, Francis. 682 00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:49,839 Oh, Phillip, good. 683 00:29:49,925 --> 00:29:51,133 This is, um... 684 00:29:51,219 --> 00:29:52,344 Peter. 685 00:29:52,453 --> 00:29:54,542 Uh, he's here for the house check. 686 00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:56,261 Oh, hey, hey. 687 00:29:56,347 --> 00:29:57,800 Peter, how's it going, man? 688 00:29:57,886 --> 00:29:59,224 I'm Phillip. It's... it's very nice 689 00:29:59,308 --> 00:30:01,266 to meet you, sir. Um... 690 00:30:01,448 --> 00:30:03,224 I wasn't expecting you here so soon. 691 00:30:03,308 --> 00:30:04,349 Unannounced. 692 00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,058 Right, um... 693 00:30:06,144 --> 00:30:09,417 Well, I'm here now, so, uh, how about I take over 694 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,996 and I'll... I'll give you the tour, then? 695 00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:12,850 Miss Gallagher already showed me around. 696 00:30:12,932 --> 00:30:14,386 She did. Okay. 697 00:30:14,472 --> 00:30:16,339 Um, hey, hey, I'm sure you're, uh, 698 00:30:16,425 --> 00:30:18,013 a really busy guy, but, you know, 699 00:30:18,099 --> 00:30:19,308 maybe just give me a couple minutes. 700 00:30:19,391 --> 00:30:20,487 I can show you around. 701 00:30:20,573 --> 00:30:21,832 You know, explain a couple things. 702 00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:23,584 I got two more appointments today. 703 00:30:24,076 --> 00:30:25,909 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 704 00:30:26,222 --> 00:30:27,996 Look, just come back in a couple hours, all right? 705 00:30:28,081 --> 00:30:30,425 Please, I-I just got her a comforter. 706 00:30:30,601 --> 00:30:32,393 All right? I-I got her a bunk bed coming. 707 00:30:32,479 --> 00:30:34,057 Sorry. 708 00:30:34,276 --> 00:30:35,474 I'm done here. 709 00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:02,016 Ahoy, mateys. 710 00:31:02,099 --> 00:31:03,631 Break's over. Come on. 711 00:31:03,717 --> 00:31:05,473 Hey, yo, can I ask you guys something real quick? 712 00:31:05,558 --> 00:31:06,808 - Sure. - Yeah. 713 00:31:06,891 --> 00:31:09,342 What do you think this picture's of? 714 00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:12,766 It's easy. It's hot, is what it is. 715 00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:15,308 Two fucking hot lesbians being fucking hot. 716 00:31:15,391 --> 00:31:17,391 Yeah, lesbian porn. 717 00:31:17,474 --> 00:31:18,482 My dick's hard. 718 00:31:18,568 --> 00:31:19,568 Yo, that's my sister 719 00:31:19,654 --> 00:31:20,450 and my girlfriend. 720 00:31:20,536 --> 00:31:21,932 - No way. - Fuck you. 721 00:31:22,016 --> 00:31:23,724 Which one's your sister? 722 00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:26,766 Uh, she's macking on your girl, huh? 723 00:31:31,784 --> 00:31:33,755 Hey, hey. 724 00:31:33,841 --> 00:31:35,357 Why the hell'd you let DCFS in here? 725 00:31:35,443 --> 00:31:36,271 I'm sorry. 726 00:31:36,357 --> 00:31:38,450 I had no idea who that guy was. I-I didn't... 727 00:31:38,536 --> 00:31:40,016 Who the fuck did you think that was? 728 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,819 He's wearing a tie and he's got a fucking clipboard. 729 00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:44,419 I was asleep! I'm not a fucking mind reader. 730 00:31:44,505 --> 00:31:45,983 Why didn't you tell me they were coming? 731 00:31:46,068 --> 00:31:47,248 - Why didn't I tell you? - Yes. 732 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,560 Maybe if I'd known DCFS was dropping by... 733 00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:50,932 Jesus Christ. Do you have any idea 734 00:31:51,016 --> 00:31:52,308 how much you fucked this up for me? 735 00:31:52,391 --> 00:31:53,763 This is not my fault. 736 00:31:53,849 --> 00:31:56,130 I did not invite DCFS here. 737 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:57,741 I did not leave a... a furnace in the house... - Hey, hey, shh. 738 00:31:57,826 --> 00:32:00,388 - Hey, hey, hey! - Or kids in a Pack 'n Play, 739 00:32:00,474 --> 00:32:02,974 or an open hole in the fucking floor. 740 00:32:03,057 --> 00:32:04,433 No, but you sure as shit didn't help, Fiona. 741 00:32:04,516 --> 00:32:05,974 The old Fiona would've handled this, 742 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,553 would've spun shit, would've covered for me. 743 00:32:07,638 --> 00:32:09,180 What was I supposed to do, huh? 744 00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:10,349 Bake him a fucking cake? 745 00:32:10,433 --> 00:32:11,458 No, but I expected you 746 00:32:11,544 --> 00:32:13,037 to not be drunk in the middle of the day. 747 00:32:13,122 --> 00:32:14,755 How about that, huh? 748 00:32:26,802 --> 00:32:28,016 Maybe I'm tired 749 00:32:28,099 --> 00:32:30,365 of playing Susie fucking Sunshine 750 00:32:30,808 --> 00:32:33,057 all the time, huh? Think of that? 751 00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:38,099 'Cause if I want to be drunk 752 00:32:38,182 --> 00:32:39,893 in the middle of the fucking day, 753 00:32:39,979 --> 00:32:41,854 that is my fucking business. 754 00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:17,013 We are very lucky to have Camilla back with us today... 755 00:33:17,099 --> 00:33:19,141 Why can't we watch the game? This sucks. 756 00:33:19,369 --> 00:33:20,974 Where's Kevin? 757 00:33:21,057 --> 00:33:22,641 Kev had a vasectomy today. 758 00:33:22,725 --> 00:33:24,447 - Ooh. - Poor bastard. 759 00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:25,736 Worst day of my life. 760 00:33:25,822 --> 00:33:27,057 I know, but it was time, 761 00:33:27,141 --> 00:33:28,558 with Santiago, and, of course, 762 00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:30,533 me telling him it was time. 763 00:33:30,619 --> 00:33:32,422 They warn him about the pooling? 764 00:33:32,508 --> 00:33:34,572 - You had blood pooling, too? - Ah. 765 00:33:34,658 --> 00:33:36,924 They had to drain me like a pig down there. 766 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:39,400 You have to be nice to the old boy, V. 767 00:33:39,486 --> 00:33:41,224 He's going through some serious torture 768 00:33:41,308 --> 00:33:44,141 down there. 769 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,807 Alibi. 770 00:33:47,308 --> 00:33:49,025 The who? 771 00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,377 Reschedule what? 772 00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:54,728 What do you mean, he didn't have it? 773 00:33:54,814 --> 00:33:56,120 He's at home right now, recovering. 774 00:33:56,205 --> 00:33:57,627 He said his pain level's a te... 775 00:33:58,211 --> 00:34:00,986 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ 776 00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:03,181 ♪ Go, go, everybody go ♪ 777 00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:05,474 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ 778 00:34:05,558 --> 00:34:08,099 ♪ Everybody, everybody, everybody get up ♪ 779 00:34:08,182 --> 00:34:09,850 ♪ Get up, get up, get up ♪ 780 00:34:09,932 --> 00:34:11,627 ♪ Get up and get down ♪ 781 00:34:11,713 --> 00:34:14,506 ♪ Everybody get up, get up, get up, get up ♪ 782 00:34:14,592 --> 00:34:16,300 ♪ Get up, get up and get down ♪ 783 00:34:16,386 --> 00:34:18,594 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ 784 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,305 ♪ Get up, go, go, go, go ♪ 785 00:34:21,391 --> 00:34:23,307 ♪ Get up ♪ 786 00:34:36,766 --> 00:34:38,433 Hey, it's Tami. Leave a message. 787 00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:43,016 Hey, Tami, um, 788 00:34:43,099 --> 00:34:45,433 it's me. Uh... 789 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:46,974 Look, I'm... I'm sure you're... 790 00:34:47,057 --> 00:34:48,718 You're probably getting off work soon. 791 00:34:48,804 --> 00:34:51,515 Uh, I'm about to hit a meeting, 792 00:34:51,766 --> 00:34:56,367 um, you know, 'cause I, uh... 793 00:34:58,057 --> 00:34:59,546 I need a meeting. 794 00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:01,984 Uh... 795 00:35:02,804 --> 00:35:05,347 Actually, I had a... A pretty shitty day, 796 00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:07,343 to be honest. 797 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:10,507 Oh... 798 00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:13,308 Yeah, just call me back, all right? 799 00:35:13,617 --> 00:35:15,057 Thanks. 800 00:35:19,683 --> 00:35:21,349 Hello, I'm home. 801 00:35:21,433 --> 00:35:22,516 Hey. 802 00:35:22,734 --> 00:35:24,851 Hey! 803 00:35:24,952 --> 00:35:26,289 Hey, Carl, 804 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,182 - we're in here. - We're in the kitchen! 805 00:35:28,266 --> 00:35:30,016 We got muffins, y'all! 806 00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:32,679 Muffins! Muffins! Muffins! 807 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:34,683 The best. 808 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,224 Carl, your sister is so fucking funny. 809 00:35:37,308 --> 00:35:38,625 What's so funny? 810 00:35:38,711 --> 00:35:41,382 Oh, it's an inside joke. You wouldn't get it. 811 00:35:41,468 --> 00:35:42,876 It's a muffin commercial. 812 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,641 You know the fat guy from the muffin commercial? 813 00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:47,766 "We got muffins, y'all!" 814 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,766 Stop. 815 00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:55,641 Oh, I'm gonna run up and get dressed. 816 00:35:55,725 --> 00:35:57,016 D, can I borrow something to wear? 817 00:35:57,099 --> 00:35:58,308 Of course, girl. Take whatever. 818 00:35:58,391 --> 00:35:59,907 Do you want to split another with me, 819 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,165 or you want your own when you're back? 820 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,312 Split with you. 821 00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:03,672 Be right back, fry guy. 822 00:36:03,758 --> 00:36:05,383 I'm so proud of you. 823 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,773 The fuck you think you're doing? 824 00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:11,641 Putting peanut butter on a Ritz. 825 00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:14,093 No, with Kelly. Why you trying to get with her? 826 00:36:14,179 --> 00:36:15,936 - What? - Stop fronting. 827 00:36:16,022 --> 00:36:17,374 I'm not fronting. 828 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,937 Her and I just get along good. 829 00:36:19,023 --> 00:36:20,266 Aren't I supposed to get along well 830 00:36:20,351 --> 00:36:22,492 with my brother's girlfriend if she's awesome? 831 00:36:22,578 --> 00:36:24,932 No, she's my awesome, not your awesome. 832 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,683 She's not a lesbian, dumb-ass. 833 00:36:26,766 --> 00:36:28,523 Exactly. She's not gay. 834 00:36:28,609 --> 00:36:30,099 Although she is the kind of girl 835 00:36:30,182 --> 00:36:31,593 who could come out later in life. 836 00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:33,039 I'm not getting total gay vibes, 837 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,828 but it's inconclusive, so... I'd say yeah, 838 00:36:35,914 --> 00:36:38,171 she'll probably eventually end up gay. 839 00:36:39,057 --> 00:36:40,974 Just knock it off. I mean it. 840 00:36:41,057 --> 00:36:43,391 There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend. 841 00:36:43,474 --> 00:36:44,932 Keep your blouse on, Carl. 842 00:36:45,016 --> 00:36:47,308 You guys know where, uh, Lip went? 843 00:36:47,391 --> 00:36:48,600 No. 844 00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:49,797 Well, he's not answering his phone. 845 00:36:49,882 --> 00:36:51,007 I gotta find him. 846 00:36:53,016 --> 00:36:55,641 Hey, Xan, do you know where Lip might be? 847 00:36:55,804 --> 00:36:57,182 Maybe the shop? 848 00:36:57,367 --> 00:36:59,339 All right, thanks. 849 00:37:01,062 --> 00:37:03,850 - Hey, Mikey. - Yeah, Frank? 850 00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:06,664 No matter what the final challenge is, buddy, 851 00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:08,250 I-I just want you to know 852 00:37:08,336 --> 00:37:10,453 you've been a pleasure to work with. 853 00:37:10,539 --> 00:37:11,586 You're a hobo 854 00:37:11,671 --> 00:37:12,539 from another mother. 855 00:37:12,669 --> 00:37:14,878 Thanks for that. Thank you, Frank. 856 00:37:15,562 --> 00:37:18,382 Couldn't have said that better myself. 857 00:37:19,502 --> 00:37:21,555 All right, let's get started! 858 00:37:23,932 --> 00:37:27,600 From hundreds of hopefuls to dozens of competitors, 859 00:37:27,683 --> 00:37:32,391 to eight finalists to six valiant losers... 860 00:37:33,867 --> 00:37:37,784 And finally, finally, to two final hobos. 861 00:37:37,987 --> 00:37:40,404 We've come to the last round, 862 00:37:40,490 --> 00:37:43,615 where Frank and Mikey will compete mano y mano, 863 00:37:43,766 --> 00:37:45,171 but the question is, 864 00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:48,976 who will wear the Hobo Loco crown? 865 00:37:50,932 --> 00:37:52,600 - Hold on. - That'll be me. 866 00:37:58,266 --> 00:38:00,433 Was that a train? 867 00:38:00,516 --> 00:38:02,683 Oh, man, I hate trains. 868 00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,257 That's right! 869 00:38:04,343 --> 00:38:07,718 When you think of the classic American hobo, 870 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,429 what is he doing? 871 00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:12,234 Jumping on a moving train! 872 00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:16,992 The train 873 00:38:17,078 --> 00:38:20,265 will barrel down on Frank and Mikey 874 00:38:20,351 --> 00:38:23,203 and you two will run like hell 875 00:38:23,289 --> 00:38:24,257 to hop on. 876 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,182 The hobo who is in the car 877 00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:28,171 when the train crosses the finish line 878 00:38:28,257 --> 00:38:30,703 is our winner, but first, 879 00:38:31,016 --> 00:38:32,558 four shots each! 880 00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:35,057 Loco up! 881 00:38:47,815 --> 00:38:50,976 You came! My baby. 882 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,132 Oh, God. 883 00:38:52,218 --> 00:38:54,109 Frank, something's wrong. I'm in pain. 884 00:38:54,195 --> 00:38:55,278 What do you mean? 885 00:38:55,364 --> 00:38:57,445 I'm cramping and I'm spotting 886 00:38:57,531 --> 00:38:58,725 and there's a lot of blood. 887 00:38:58,808 --> 00:39:01,781 I think I'm having between one and six miscarriages. 888 00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:03,099 Right now? Oh, God. 889 00:39:03,182 --> 00:39:05,164 - Uh... - Yeah, look, I-I need you 890 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,570 to come home. Care for me. 891 00:39:08,457 --> 00:39:09,541 Frank. 892 00:39:09,627 --> 00:39:10,632 Okay. 893 00:39:10,718 --> 00:39:12,217 Here's the plan. You pop a squat 894 00:39:12,303 --> 00:39:13,431 right here for just a few minutes. 895 00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:14,531 - I will... - Pop a squat? 896 00:39:14,617 --> 00:39:15,617 Or... or sit on those 897 00:39:15,703 --> 00:39:16,750 very comfortable benches, 898 00:39:16,836 --> 00:39:18,336 and I will be back momentarily. 899 00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:20,375 This'll take three, maybe five minutes. 900 00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:21,836 I am miscarrying. 901 00:39:21,922 --> 00:39:24,523 Will you come with me, or will you stay? 902 00:39:24,609 --> 00:39:26,773 Frank, four shots, 903 00:39:26,859 --> 00:39:28,156 or you're disqualified. 904 00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:30,625 Come with me, Frank. Come. 905 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,062 I'm coming! 906 00:39:34,945 --> 00:39:37,085 I will be back. I love you. 907 00:39:37,171 --> 00:39:38,349 I'm gonna win this. 908 00:39:38,523 --> 00:39:39,593 I'll be back. 909 00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:41,513 There he goes. There he goes. 910 00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:42,641 Okay! Whoo! 911 00:39:43,057 --> 00:39:45,683 Oh, like nothing! 912 00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,224 Hello? 913 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:56,898 Hey. We, uh... we shut down at 5:00. 914 00:39:56,984 --> 00:39:58,141 Closing up here. Can I help you? 915 00:39:58,224 --> 00:39:59,516 Hi. Um... 916 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,898 I'm looking for my brother, Lip. 917 00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:02,558 - Is he here? - You're Lip's sister? 918 00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:04,278 - Yeah. - No way. I'm Jason. 919 00:40:04,364 --> 00:40:05,808 - Hi. - Your brother's a great guy. 920 00:40:05,891 --> 00:40:07,391 Yeah, he is. 921 00:40:07,515 --> 00:40:09,731 He's not here, though. Nobody here but me. 922 00:40:09,817 --> 00:40:11,934 - You want me to text him and tell him... - No, 923 00:40:12,036 --> 00:40:13,974 no. I think he's avoiding me 924 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:16,641 'cause I fucked something up for him. 925 00:40:16,778 --> 00:40:18,880 I owe him an apology. 926 00:40:19,075 --> 00:40:21,742 Apparently, I owe everyone an apology. 927 00:40:22,224 --> 00:40:24,725 Well, you can talk to me about it. 928 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,411 You know, if you want to. 929 00:40:30,391 --> 00:40:33,973 Shit is going down, Jason... 930 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,391 God... 931 00:40:35,474 --> 00:40:38,308 In my life. 932 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:44,694 I'm broke... 933 00:40:47,182 --> 00:40:49,919 back home, 934 00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:52,864 and my boyfriend's married. 935 00:40:53,013 --> 00:40:56,567 I got fired from the place that I managed. 936 00:40:58,165 --> 00:40:59,661 Probably heard all that before, right? 937 00:40:59,747 --> 00:41:01,456 Lip comes in whining about me. 938 00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,763 He doesn't, no. 939 00:41:05,182 --> 00:41:06,708 Liar. 940 00:41:09,575 --> 00:41:12,138 I went to jail, too. Yeah. 941 00:41:12,558 --> 00:41:15,005 Assault charges. Punched a racist. 942 00:41:15,869 --> 00:41:18,145 Court date coming up. 943 00:41:20,289 --> 00:41:24,169 And I sold drugs today. 944 00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:26,083 That was fun. 945 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:32,323 And I'm just in a really fucked-up place. 946 00:41:35,099 --> 00:41:36,932 You ever been in a fucked-up place? 947 00:41:40,721 --> 00:41:41,778 Yeah. 948 00:41:41,864 --> 00:41:43,239 Hmm. 949 00:41:43,325 --> 00:41:44,731 See? 950 00:41:44,817 --> 00:41:47,401 You know what I'm talking about. 951 00:41:50,182 --> 00:41:53,052 So many motorcycles in here. 952 00:41:54,138 --> 00:41:57,278 No one get tired of looking at them? 953 00:42:00,641 --> 00:42:02,308 You mind? 954 00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:05,849 Oh, yeah, sure. Go. 955 00:42:05,935 --> 00:42:07,349 Fuck. Sorry. That's so rude. 956 00:42:07,433 --> 00:42:08,786 Yeah. 957 00:42:08,997 --> 00:42:10,956 Go get yourself a cup. 958 00:42:17,175 --> 00:42:20,841 I taught myself to ride a bike, by the way. 959 00:42:21,182 --> 00:42:23,891 The kind you pedal. 960 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,950 I taught Lip, too. 961 00:42:26,036 --> 00:42:27,702 He doesn't remember that now. 962 00:42:27,788 --> 00:42:31,700 I taught him... 963 00:42:33,278 --> 00:42:35,141 And I taught Debbie and Carl 964 00:42:35,224 --> 00:42:38,016 and Ian and Liam. 965 00:42:53,722 --> 00:42:54,888 Hey. 966 00:42:54,974 --> 00:42:56,182 It's not bad. 967 00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:58,013 Lip. Hey. 968 00:42:58,099 --> 00:42:59,528 Hey. I-I've been texting 969 00:42:59,614 --> 00:43:00,919 and... and calling all day. 970 00:43:01,005 --> 00:43:04,192 Uh, now is not a great time. 971 00:43:05,019 --> 00:43:06,643 Look, is this about Xan? 972 00:43:07,016 --> 00:43:08,872 And what, you... You just don't show up, or... 973 00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:10,141 Okay, slow your roll, all right? 974 00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:11,349 Uh, you guys go ahead. 975 00:43:11,433 --> 00:43:13,161 - I'll catch up. - Okay. 976 00:43:13,683 --> 00:43:15,817 I've had a really shitty day, all right? 977 00:43:15,903 --> 00:43:17,466 DCFS showed up unannounced. 978 00:43:17,552 --> 00:43:19,239 Fiona answered the door fucking drunk. 979 00:43:19,325 --> 00:43:20,653 I mean... 980 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,864 What is this? 981 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,645 Why... why are you sending me to voice mail? 982 00:43:30,182 --> 00:43:31,380 This isn't about you. 983 00:43:31,466 --> 00:43:33,090 So what, you're just pissed, then, 984 00:43:33,497 --> 00:43:35,182 that I'm trying to foster Xan? 985 00:43:35,266 --> 00:43:37,013 I mean, is it so crazy that... that I'd want 986 00:43:37,099 --> 00:43:38,391 to make someone's life any better? 987 00:43:38,476 --> 00:43:40,013 Okay, I'm pregnant. 988 00:43:45,481 --> 00:43:47,450 I realized it this morning in the shower. 989 00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:49,708 I'm late. 990 00:43:50,221 --> 00:43:53,059 So I left your house, I got a test, 991 00:43:53,145 --> 00:43:55,083 and I saw the... 992 00:43:55,344 --> 00:43:58,356 biggest, bluest plus sign I've ever seen, 993 00:43:58,758 --> 00:44:01,747 and so I went back to CVS, got another test. 994 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,099 Positive. 995 00:44:06,868 --> 00:44:09,035 You sure it's mine? 996 00:44:09,497 --> 00:44:11,794 Yeah, I'm sure it's yours. 997 00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,805 I make Boone wear a condom. He's been in the Philippines. 998 00:44:14,891 --> 00:44:16,638 I double-bag that shit. 999 00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,989 What are you gonna do? 1000 00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:22,427 We. What are we gonna do? 1001 00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:24,997 I don't know. 1002 00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:26,891 Um... 1003 00:44:33,099 --> 00:44:34,216 Shit. 1004 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,339 My Uber's here. I gotta go. 1005 00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:37,891 Hey, hey. No, no, 1006 00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,683 we... we have to talk about this, right? 1007 00:44:45,372 --> 00:44:47,106 Well, can I... Can I call you later? 1008 00:44:47,349 --> 00:44:48,911 Yeah, uh, if you want to call me, 1009 00:44:48,997 --> 00:44:51,161 that's cool, but if you don't... 1010 00:44:51,794 --> 00:44:53,808 I gotta go. 1011 00:44:56,016 --> 00:44:57,641 Hey. 1012 00:45:10,516 --> 00:45:13,141 Hey, man, I'm... I'm kind of in the middle of something. 1013 00:45:13,224 --> 00:45:14,224 Can I call you back? 1014 00:45:17,528 --> 00:45:19,278 W-w-what happened? 1015 00:45:19,433 --> 00:45:21,763 That train is coming in fast, 1016 00:45:21,898 --> 00:45:24,731 and we're supposed to run 1017 00:45:24,817 --> 00:45:26,888 and jump on that thing? 1018 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,614 One man's... fast is another man's slow. 1019 00:45:31,099 --> 00:45:32,684 Maybe we should go in on it 1020 00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:34,505 together, though, like compadres. 1021 00:45:34,591 --> 00:45:36,849 First one up helps the other. 1022 00:45:36,974 --> 00:45:38,308 We split the money. 1023 00:45:38,391 --> 00:45:39,808 You're just saying that 1024 00:45:39,891 --> 00:45:42,059 because you're in worse shape than my liver. 1025 00:45:42,145 --> 00:45:45,769 No, Frank, I genuinely like you! 1026 00:45:46,031 --> 00:45:47,888 You're my best friend! 1027 00:45:47,974 --> 00:45:51,599 There's no "we" in "win," O'Shea. 1028 00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,891 It's time. 1029 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,433 Go! Go, go, go, go, go! 1030 00:46:06,808 --> 00:46:09,224 Yo, Frank, wait for me! Man! 1031 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,224 That's it? That's all you've go... 1032 00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,323 Yeah! Yeah! 1033 00:46:17,409 --> 00:46:19,117 Yeah... no! 1034 00:46:24,308 --> 00:46:25,725 Not without me, Frank, 1035 00:46:25,808 --> 00:46:28,016 you motherfucker! 1036 00:46:29,474 --> 00:46:31,516 Get off of me! Jesus. 1037 00:46:31,718 --> 00:46:33,558 I wanna win! 1038 00:46:33,641 --> 00:46:36,725 - Frank! - Jesus. 1039 00:46:38,766 --> 00:46:41,766 Oh, no. That's the finish line, 1040 00:46:41,850 --> 00:46:44,125 and neither hobo reached the train. 1041 00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:45,711 Okay. 1042 00:46:45,797 --> 00:46:49,339 Okay. Thank you, Frank. 1043 00:46:49,812 --> 00:46:51,023 Thank you. 1044 00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:53,442 Oh, what the fuck? 1045 00:46:53,974 --> 00:46:55,558 Great job, kids. 1046 00:46:55,641 --> 00:46:57,646 Oh, boy, that was some event. 1047 00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,683 I'll just take this right off your hands. 1048 00:46:59,766 --> 00:47:01,266 Actually there's... There's been a development, 1049 00:47:01,349 --> 00:47:03,182 Frank, if you could just... Just hold. 1050 00:47:03,266 --> 00:47:04,810 Hold? I'll just hold 1051 00:47:04,896 --> 00:47:06,849 this big fat check I just won. 1052 00:47:06,935 --> 00:47:08,529 In the event that no one wins 1053 00:47:08,615 --> 00:47:10,014 the final event, the hobo with the largest 1054 00:47:10,099 --> 00:47:11,558 social media following wins. 1055 00:47:11,641 --> 00:47:13,308 - Gloria! - Gloria! 1056 00:47:13,391 --> 00:47:14,433 Congratulations! 1057 00:47:14,516 --> 00:47:16,016 Are you fucking kidding me? 1058 00:47:16,129 --> 00:47:17,838 She posed topless with fans. 1059 00:47:17,927 --> 00:47:19,808 You... you can't compete with... with titties. 1060 00:47:19,891 --> 00:47:23,641 Ladies and gentlemen, the Hobo Loco Man is... 1061 00:47:23,826 --> 00:47:24,891 Gloria! 1062 00:47:36,182 --> 00:47:37,474 Fuck. 1063 00:47:41,766 --> 00:47:43,641 ♪ Powder junkie, spider monkey ♪ 1064 00:47:43,725 --> 00:47:45,891 ♪ Swim in the sea ♪ 1065 00:47:45,974 --> 00:47:49,850 ♪ Crushed like a grape under possibility ♪ 1066 00:47:49,932 --> 00:47:53,308 ♪ You're so fresh with your pale dark bliss ♪ 1067 00:47:53,391 --> 00:47:57,891 ♪ Those blackjack eyes and tambourine hips ♪ 1068 00:48:02,990 --> 00:48:04,641 Hey, what's all this? 1069 00:48:04,725 --> 00:48:06,308 Movie night. Say what? 1070 00:48:06,391 --> 00:48:08,308 Taking a popcorn break. 1071 00:48:08,391 --> 00:48:09,958 Hey. I was thinking, you know, 1072 00:48:10,044 --> 00:48:12,419 maybe you and I could go spend some time upstairs. 1073 00:48:12,725 --> 00:48:14,433 Already? It's... it's early. 1074 00:48:14,516 --> 00:48:15,683 I was thinking, you know, 1075 00:48:15,766 --> 00:48:17,224 maybe you and I could just hang out. 1076 00:48:17,308 --> 00:48:18,516 I'm fresh out of the shower. 1077 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,683 Want some butter, Kell? 1078 00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:21,182 Does the pope wear a funny hat? 1079 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,091 Uh-huh. 1080 00:48:23,177 --> 00:48:24,849 W-why don't you watch the movie with us? 1081 00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:26,404 We're watching Showgirls. 1082 00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:27,810 You're watching Showgirls? 1083 00:48:27,896 --> 00:48:29,006 Yeah. She's never seen it before. 1084 00:48:29,091 --> 00:48:30,530 The old brunette is being such a good mentor 1085 00:48:30,615 --> 00:48:31,568 to the young blonde one. 1086 00:48:31,654 --> 00:48:32,599 - I know. - Okay. 1087 00:48:32,685 --> 00:48:34,263 Kell, I'ma head upstairs right now. 1088 00:48:34,349 --> 00:48:35,896 I'd really like if you came with me. 1089 00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:36,982 No way. 1090 00:48:37,068 --> 00:48:38,849 She needs to see how it ends. 1091 00:48:39,224 --> 00:48:41,068 I know how it ends. 1092 00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:55,433 Hey. 1093 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:56,725 Hey. 1094 00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:57,850 Hey, man. Hey. 1095 00:48:57,932 --> 00:48:59,516 Hey. You all right? 1096 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,755 You all right? 1097 00:49:00,841 --> 00:49:02,758 I'm so sorry, man. 1098 00:49:03,057 --> 00:49:04,630 I fucked up. 1099 00:49:04,932 --> 00:49:06,365 Don't be sorry. It's okay. 1100 00:49:06,451 --> 00:49:07,661 All right? We all slip. 1101 00:49:07,747 --> 00:49:09,016 Not like this, man. 1102 00:49:09,099 --> 00:49:11,271 100 days I just flushed down the drain. 1103 00:49:11,357 --> 00:49:14,232 Just like I did one time. Right? 1104 00:49:14,630 --> 00:49:16,646 Brad fucked up, too. We all have, a'ight? 1105 00:49:16,732 --> 00:49:17,932 It's not important. 1106 00:49:18,016 --> 00:49:19,141 Okay? What's important 1107 00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:20,935 is that you get back up again. 1108 00:49:21,021 --> 00:49:23,318 I don't even remember what happened. 1109 00:49:25,078 --> 00:49:26,826 It just took over me. 1110 00:49:30,349 --> 00:49:31,932 Your sister had vodka, 1111 00:49:32,068 --> 00:49:34,130 and all of a sudden, I'm drinking it. 1112 00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,547 Next thing I know, I'm calling my guy 1113 00:49:37,633 --> 00:49:38,872 and shooting up. 1114 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:50,865 You said my sister. 1115 00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:55,740 Fiona came by the shop looking for you. 1116 00:49:56,974 --> 00:49:59,388 Wasn't her fault, man. It was mine. 1117 00:49:59,982 --> 00:50:01,521 I asked her for it. 1118 00:50:07,141 --> 00:50:09,232 Fiona gave you vodka? 1119 00:50:10,021 --> 00:50:11,308 It's on me. 1120 00:50:11,391 --> 00:50:13,497 It's not on her, a'ight? 1121 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,516 I'm a fucking piece of shit waste of space. 1122 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,091 Hey, hey, hey. No. 1123 00:50:18,443 --> 00:50:21,247 You're a good guy, a'ight? You're good. 1124 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,478 - You are good. - No. 1125 00:50:25,683 --> 00:50:28,141 I'm so sorry. 1126 00:50:29,433 --> 00:50:30,575 It's all right. 1127 00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:31,677 I'm so sorry. 1128 00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:34,091 It's all right. That's okay. That's okay. 1129 00:50:34,226 --> 00:50:36,059 It's all right. 1130 00:50:42,669 --> 00:50:44,716 All right, girls, go upstairs and play. 1131 00:50:44,802 --> 00:50:46,724 Daddy had a major surgery 1132 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,280 and we need to give him some time to rest. 1133 00:50:48,365 --> 00:50:50,982 Yeah, I'm sorry, girls. I'm a little out of commission. 1134 00:50:51,068 --> 00:50:52,577 I just got to get my strength back, though. 1135 00:50:52,662 --> 00:50:53,990 I love you! 1136 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,072 How you doing, babe? What's your pain level? 1137 00:50:57,158 --> 00:50:58,771 Oh... 1138 00:50:58,932 --> 00:51:01,310 - 12. - Oh, my goodness! 1139 00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,270 You're so brave. 1140 00:51:03,558 --> 00:51:04,888 Thank you. 1141 00:51:05,182 --> 00:51:06,725 Is that the stuff to make my hot wings? 1142 00:51:06,904 --> 00:51:08,615 Yes, that is the stuff 1143 00:51:08,701 --> 00:51:10,818 to make your homemade hot wings. 1144 00:51:10,904 --> 00:51:13,488 Gonna take me about two or three hours. 1145 00:51:13,808 --> 00:51:15,891 It's a long time of being on your feet 1146 00:51:15,974 --> 00:51:17,209 after a full day of work, but... 1147 00:51:17,294 --> 00:51:19,826 Mmm, that sounds amazing. Thank you. 1148 00:51:22,085 --> 00:51:24,255 I should probably look at it. 1149 00:51:25,797 --> 00:51:26,880 What? 1150 00:51:26,966 --> 00:51:28,099 The wound. 1151 00:51:28,182 --> 00:51:30,255 Make sure it's not getting infected. 1152 00:51:32,729 --> 00:51:34,013 You know, 1153 00:51:34,099 --> 00:51:36,391 it's no need to, because... 1154 00:51:36,474 --> 00:51:37,725 I already checked it earlier. 1155 00:51:37,808 --> 00:51:38,891 Um, it's... it's fine. 1156 00:51:38,974 --> 00:51:39,850 It's all good. 1157 00:51:39,932 --> 00:51:41,016 Checked the stitches. 1158 00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:42,138 I can tell. 1159 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:43,724 You gotta be safe. 1160 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,958 Don't be shy. 1161 00:51:46,950 --> 00:51:50,826 I know I've been having nachos all day, so... 1162 00:51:51,323 --> 00:51:53,096 I got a lot of gas going on down there. 1163 00:51:53,182 --> 00:51:54,677 You don't want anything. 1164 00:51:54,921 --> 00:51:58,013 Don't be nervous, Kev... 1165 00:51:58,099 --> 00:51:59,147 Unless there's something you're not telling me. 1166 00:51:59,232 --> 00:52:00,622 Agh! Okay, okay, okay, fine! 1167 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,521 I didn't get a vasectomy. I pretended to 1168 00:52:02,607 --> 00:52:05,347 while taking Vicodin all day, and I was masturbating, 1169 00:52:05,433 --> 00:52:08,224 and I learned to do one of the dances on Fortnite. 1170 00:52:08,308 --> 00:52:09,740 I'm the devil himself. 1171 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:11,805 I'll reschedule the vasectomy right now. 1172 00:52:11,891 --> 00:52:13,786 - Ow. - You're damn right you will. 1173 00:52:13,872 --> 00:52:16,456 Fuck! 1174 00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:18,708 God. 1175 00:52:20,744 --> 00:52:22,869 You're still making the wings, though, right? 1176 00:52:28,169 --> 00:52:30,755 Oh, hey, wait a minute. 1177 00:52:30,841 --> 00:52:33,099 You're leaving? 1178 00:52:33,182 --> 00:52:35,266 Well, of course I'm leaving. 1179 00:52:35,349 --> 00:52:36,974 What did you think would happen? 1180 00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:39,122 It was a test, you idiot, 1181 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:40,182 and you failed. 1182 00:52:40,266 --> 00:52:41,516 A test? 1183 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,654 Yeah. 1184 00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:44,490 I didn't miscarry. 1185 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:47,443 I was testing you to see if you gave a shit, 1186 00:52:47,529 --> 00:52:48,600 and you don't. 1187 00:52:48,683 --> 00:52:51,365 So now you're going off with this clown 1188 00:52:51,451 --> 00:52:54,474 because I failed a non-test I didn't know I took? 1189 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,482 Hello, Frank. Nice to see you. 1190 00:52:57,641 --> 00:53:00,544 Uh, what about the babies? 1191 00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:03,177 I'm gonna reduce to two. 1192 00:53:04,016 --> 00:53:06,396 Randy's gonna make bread full-time. 1193 00:53:06,891 --> 00:53:09,600 I love you and the six G's. 1194 00:53:09,683 --> 00:53:11,974 I know there's some truth to that, Frank, 1195 00:53:12,247 --> 00:53:14,599 but medication or not, 1196 00:53:14,685 --> 00:53:16,755 you're just not good for me. 1197 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,146 Look, the point is 1198 00:53:20,273 --> 00:53:22,521 there's always gonna be someone you love 1199 00:53:22,607 --> 00:53:24,669 more than me and the kids. 1200 00:53:25,539 --> 00:53:27,427 She means alcohol, Frank, 1201 00:53:27,513 --> 00:53:28,896 because you're an alcoholic. 1202 00:53:28,982 --> 00:53:31,583 Thank you. I got... I got that. 1203 00:53:31,932 --> 00:53:34,349 I need you to sign this. 1204 00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:35,932 Says you'll never come forward 1205 00:53:36,016 --> 00:53:38,536 to claim any paternity rights. 1206 00:53:39,294 --> 00:53:40,850 Please. 1207 00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:43,380 Usually, there's some... 1208 00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:46,725 exchange of funds when rights are signed away. 1209 00:53:49,029 --> 00:53:51,083 How's 5K for your trouble? 1210 00:53:51,664 --> 00:53:53,955 I'd be a lot less trouble for 10K. 1211 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:55,500 Good-bye, Frank. 1212 00:53:55,586 --> 00:53:57,169 Ingrid, sugar, 1213 00:53:57,255 --> 00:53:59,263 - su... sweetheart. - No, no, no. Good-bye. 1214 00:53:59,349 --> 00:54:03,076 W-w... honey, Ingy, listen to me. 1215 00:54:03,162 --> 00:54:05,943 That's two Ls in "Gallagher"? 1216 00:54:06,029 --> 00:54:08,488 Make it out to cash. 1217 00:54:12,047 --> 00:54:13,349 Now for breaking news, 1218 00:54:13,435 --> 00:54:15,841 we go live to the scene of a drive-by shooting... 1219 00:54:17,227 --> 00:54:20,372 Hey, campers. What are we watching? 1220 00:54:20,516 --> 00:54:22,558 We were watching Showgirls, but it's over. 1221 00:54:22,641 --> 00:54:24,391 Yep, show's over. Time for bed, Kell. 1222 00:54:24,474 --> 00:54:26,016 - Come on. - I missed Showgirls? 1223 00:54:26,099 --> 00:54:27,224 Gah. 1224 00:54:28,825 --> 00:54:31,067 When she slips on the marbles... 1225 00:54:31,153 --> 00:54:33,266 Oh, my God, that's good. 1226 00:54:33,349 --> 00:54:35,755 Ooh, candy corn. Where did we get that? 1227 00:54:35,891 --> 00:54:37,433 Dollar store. Off-season aisle. 1228 00:54:37,516 --> 00:54:40,266 Oh, I'ma eat the fuck out of this. 1229 00:54:40,716 --> 00:54:43,516 Hey, did Carl tell you about the time 1230 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,600 that he shoved 16 of these fuckers up his nose? 1231 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:48,036 Come on, we don't need 1232 00:54:48,122 --> 00:54:49,591 - to be talking about it. - So gross. 1233 00:54:49,677 --> 00:54:51,016 16? 1234 00:54:51,099 --> 00:54:53,770 He bio-engineered that shit right up there. 1235 00:54:55,266 --> 00:54:57,208 - What's up, bro? - With a fucking spoon 1236 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,772 trying to get it out. 1237 00:55:02,323 --> 00:55:04,505 A hundred days he was sober, Fiona. 1238 00:55:06,891 --> 00:55:08,349 Who? 1239 00:55:10,372 --> 00:55:11,516 Jason. 1240 00:55:13,433 --> 00:55:14,974 My sponsee. 1241 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:16,891 Who? 1242 00:55:17,091 --> 00:55:19,005 Jason from the shop. 1243 00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:21,427 I'm his sponsor. 1244 00:55:21,971 --> 00:55:24,474 You just got my sponsee fucking drunk. 1245 00:55:24,763 --> 00:55:26,700 He didn't say he was your... 1246 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,266 A hundred days, 1247 00:55:28,349 --> 00:55:30,395 he was sober! 1248 00:55:40,955 --> 00:55:43,856 And that's sad. I'm sorry for him. 1249 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:48,450 But it's not my fault. I didn't know. 1250 00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:51,224 No, nothing's your fault anymore, huh? 1251 00:55:52,068 --> 00:55:53,818 You weren't there. You don't know. 1252 00:55:53,994 --> 00:55:56,302 I know someone waved vodka in his face. 1253 00:55:57,057 --> 00:55:59,927 I know when he left you, he called his dealer 1254 00:56:00,013 --> 00:56:01,825 and he shot up heroin. 1255 00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:06,464 Oh. 1256 00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:10,891 I'm sorry. 1257 00:56:11,004 --> 00:56:13,000 Look, I didn't know. 1258 00:56:18,349 --> 00:56:21,808 No, you didn't care enough to know. 1259 00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:33,544 Listen to me. 1260 00:56:37,391 --> 00:56:39,850 I want you out of this fucking house. 1261 00:57:12,145 --> 00:57:13,239 What'd I miss? 1262 00:57:13,325 --> 00:57:14,492 Uh... 1263 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,558 Ooh, candy corn. 1264 00:57:22,733 --> 00:57:26,579 Sync corrections by srjanapala